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it wasn’t only you, so no worries. I had about 7 people tell me the same shit.

Totally love being honest with my current state and emotions, only to be discredited by several people because apparently I am too beautiful/smart/charming/etc to have absolutely no one IRL nearby, besides my own Mother.

Also, oh wow. Way to go photographer hitting on me when I’m currently like this. 

So, I got blue balled by mr. aristocrat. He’s sort of an asshole. Not sure if I want to continue seeing him.
After the blue balling incident, I headed out to a house party and had some fun. 
Going to yet another party later, which hopefully mr.barista is going to, if not….well, there will be a lot of skinny hipsters with moustaches. So I won’t get too bored :P 

Also, does anyone know the secret to grocery shopping? I am always a crackhead shopper.My purchases end up 75% vegan, and then 25% meat. It’s also hard to go in that store and come out with what you actually need. It’s set up so drunk/stoned people will wander around and end up with either more beer or munchies. 

metamorphoseandbodhi replied to your post: HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

That’s so incredibly awkward! o.O Is he stalking you?

No, I don’t think so. It’s just really incredibly odd coincidences. While I do live in a ridiculously dense neighbourhood (7k people per sq.mile/ almost 5k a sq.km), you do end up running into the people you least expect to ALL the time. Sadly, I never run into the people I do want to see :P 

HAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK

You know that hipster I saw at my work who I sort of know?

Well, I was just taking my garbage out, and guess who was drinking in my alley?

I was like, ‘HAAAA OMG. YOU!’.

He looked terrified and quickly crossed the street.

BRB DYING. 

>get posted on local hipster street fashion blog

>blogger praises me for having fantastic style and being daring

>suddenly everyone says hi to me on the street and inviting me to events

So, let me get this. Hipsters used to glare at me and say my style is too extreme for the situation. Local top hipster blogger praises me. Suddenly, everyone loves my style.

Oh, okay.

mehrseinalsscheinen replied to your post: It never fails to weird me out that my Mother used…

Your mom rules.

I know. I had no idea until last year. I never understood why she was so cool with it and always was like, ‘Have fun sacrificing virgins to satan :*’ before I left to go to shows.

It never fails to weird me out that my Mother used to listen to black metal during the first wave. So jelly.

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